World Toilet Day
From the newspaper box I took an old copy of the Cape Times and went outside, closing the door behind me. I didn't want the dog following and making a nuisance of herself.
From the newspaper box I took an old copy of the Cape Times and went outside, closing the door behind me. I didn't want the dog following and making a nuisance of herself.
The first thing I did was to declare a state of emergency.
Memory Project is my attempt at writing a memoir.
On a quiet afternoon in the ward, the duty sister approached me and said Matron Sharp wanted to see me.
What has the plight of the rhinoceros got to do with Jean Baudrillard, you may ask.
A lot of men in Gansbaai spent their spare time on the couch watching sport and downloading series. Others passed their spare time in the pubs, watching sport and talking mindless crap to while away the empty hours.
“The stinking rich will always be with us,” I said. “It’s in the Bible.”
When I was in my twenties, I worked as a hospital orderly for a period of about three years.
This is the first in a series of pseudo-philosophical articles collected under the title Me, Cupcake and the Other Guy, which will soon be available as an eBook.
Bang in the middle of the century, on the stroke of midnight, as the moon rose above the African bush... ...