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Pat’s Story by JM Synge

Pat’s Story by JM Synge

I chanced upon this story a long time ago while I was pretending to study for a BA at the University of Cape Town.

Beyond Belief

Beyond Belief

This uncle of mine, the one who died of a heart attack on the toilet, once told me a story that really grabbed me and stayed in my memory and sat there festering in my imagination like some parasite trying to make an illegal connection to the synapti...

I Pissed on My Foot

I Pissed on My Foot

Around 4 am I awoke with a full bladder. Outside in the back garden it was cooler than I had anticipated and the dewy lawn was cold underfoot.

Too Much for Old Toppies

Too Much for Old Toppies

It was Voice Simulation that did it. 

Frikkie And Plug Get Real

Frikkie And Plug Get Real

One evening Frikkie invited Plug over to meet Clarissa. He had given Annetjie the boot, because she had failed to meet expectations, and Zelda had committed suicide. In her farewell note Zelda blamed Frikkie for her death, but refrained from mentioni...

Hats Off to the Conservancy

Hats Off to the Conservancy

Dedicated members of the Pearly Beach Conservancy have rehabilitated two of the sea-facing benches, of which there are more than a dozen positioned along the shore.

Takeabody

Takeabody

"I've just had an SMS from Takeabody. Listen to this: 'Good day. Collection of your husband's body has been scheduled for no later than 5 pm on Thursday 25 June.'"

They Stole My Weed

They Stole My Weed

While I was recently undergoing chemotherapy and radiation, my son, who lives in Joburg, sent me a parcel containing edible cannabis in the form of gummies and lollipops. Well-intentioned, he believed this would help to alleviate the unpleasant side ...

Not Afraid

Not Afraid

“This is it? You’ve got to be kidding.”

The One-handed Maniac

The One-handed Maniac

She agreed to cohabit with me only once we were married. Accordingly, after the performance of some Christian retuals and the completion of the necessary legal formalities, I held her to her word, she gave up her job and we set up home in the cottage...

On the Beach: Sea Foam

On the Beach: Sea Foam

To make up for disrupting power supply for three days, the recent winter storm generated a massive amount of sea foam and drove it ashore on Monday.

Memory Project: The Crystal Set

Memory Project: The Crystal Set

A crystal radio receiver, also called a crystal set, is a simple radio receiver popular in the early days of radio.